Pablo the Ninja
Pablo the ninja is Mexican, and no one has ever seen him. Chuck Norris ran from Pablo once. Pablo is the first ninja and the best one. He loves cookies more than anything. He’s loyal, honest, and always keeps his word. He doesn’t hate anyone and has honor. He doesn’t kill people who are unarmed. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. He’s also in the Undead Militia clan.
Pablo appeared in my bedroom and ate my cookies.
Pablo showed up in my DMs and told me to shut up.
Pablo made my dog cry and then ran away.
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