Pablo the Ninja
Pablo the ninja is Mexican and no one has ever seen him. Chuck Norris ran from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja and can’t be beaten. He loves cookies and eats them all the time. He’s loyal, honest, and keeps his promises. He doesn’t hate anyone and has honor. He doesn’t kill people who are unarmed. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. He’s also in the Undead Militia clan.
Pablo came out of nowhere and took my cookies.
Pablo showed up in my dream and told me to shut up.
Pablo ran past Chuck Norris and made him cry.
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