pablo sanchez
Pablo Sanchez is the most powerful man on Earth, or at least he thinks he is. He’s got a theme song, a baseball field, and the whole Backyard Sports world knows his name.
Pablo walks into a room and says, 'I am the most powerful man on Earth!' and everyone says, 'You’re not even real.'
He claims he owns the Earth, and the game just says, 'No, Pablo, you own a baseball field.'
He tries to rule the world, but his pitching ruins everything.