Pablo Picasshole
A self-important, artsy fartsy who thinks his scribbles are worth more than your soul. He probably still lives with his mom.
He said my drawing was 'a reflection of my inner turmoil.' I said his was 'a reflection of his inner stupidity.'
He tried to sell his scribbles at a gallery. It was like watching a toddler try to paint.
He told me I'm 'not a real artist.' I told him I'm 'not a real artsy fartsy.'