Pablo Picasshole
A guy who thinks he's deep because he draws a mustache on a picture of a cat. He's probably still in high school.
He called my drawing 'a masterpiece of mediocrity.' I called him 'a mustache on a cat.'
He tried to explain his art in 12 different metaphors. I fell asleep.
He sent me a DM saying, 'Your art is like a sad pizza.' I replied, 'Your art is like a sad pizza with a mustache.'