Pablo J. Garcia-Triana
He’s the kind of guy who would complain about one-dollar bills like they were a personal insult.
He threw away a one-dollar bill just because he didn’t like it. His friend said, 'That was a waste.' He said, 'I don’t like one-dollar bills.'
He refused to take a one-dollar bill. His dad said, 'It’s just a dollar.' He said, 'I don’t want to be insulted by a dollar.'
He took a one-dollar bill and crumpled it up. He said, 'I hate one-dollar bills.'