Pablo Escobar’s Necktie - When you go to bed with those plug-in headphones and end up

When you go to bed with those plug-in headphones and end up with the cord wrapped around your neck like it was trying to kill you.

I thought I was being strangled by a snake made of wires.

I looked like I was in a fight with a very angry telephone cord.

I woke up like I was being attacked by the ghost of a failed DJ.