Pablito
On December 2nd, you better be eating Pablito nuts or you’re dead. No exceptions. No mercy.
I ate Pablito nuts on December 2nd. I don’t regret it. I’m still alive.
My grandma says if I don’t eat Pablito nuts on December 2nd, I’ll turn into a nut.
Pablito nuts are the only thing keeping me from crying in public on December 2nd.