pabes
Pabes is when you're so obsessed with cash you'd rather eat a sock than lose a dollar
"I saved up for this sock, and I'm not losing a dollar to a sock.", Text from your weird uncle.
"I'd rather starve than pay for this snack.", DM from your friend who's broke again.
"I don't need money, I just need a snack and a sock.", Tweet from your weird aunt.