Pabbit
A weird mix of a puppy and a rabbit. Scientists in Denmark said it's possible, but only if the puppy was drunk and the rabbit was high.
My neighbor tried to breed a dog and a rabbit. The result was a screaming, fuzzy mess that bit the mailman.
The pabbit ran around the lab like it was on fire and pooped on the scientist’s shoes.
My teacher said I was a pabbit because I’m half dog and half dumb.