Pabasitable
A person so good, you're so jealous you cuss and make up a new word just to say they're better than you.
My crush is so hot, I had to call her pabasitable because I couldn't handle it.
My brother beat me in a video game, so I called him pabasitable and cussed at him.
That teacher is so cool, I said pabasitable and got sent to the principal's office.