Pabasitable
A person so good that you're too dumb to find a real word for them, so you just cuss and make up a fake one.
My cousin is so good at basketball, I had to call him a pabasitable because I was too lazy to think.
This kid got a 100 on the test, I had to call him pabasitable because I was too high to think.
My dog is so cute, I had to say he's pabasitable because I ran out of words and got mad.