She said the hallway was haunted. I said, 'By who?' She said, 'By the ghost of your math teacher.' I asked if he was still alive. She said, 'No, he’s in the hospital.'

He said he was going to be a billionaire. I said, 'Cool.' He said, 'I have 1000 dollars.' I said, 'That’s cool too.' He ran out.

She said the lunch was going to explode. I said, 'Cool.' It just had a little cheese.