PAAWS
A magical tool that turns men into blubbering messes with one swipe.
He said one bad thing, and she used her paws to slap him. He turned into a puddle of sadness.
She swiped her paws at him like a ninja. He went from tough guy to crying baby in 3 seconds.
He thought he was tough, but her paws hit him like a train. He was out cold before he could say 'ouch'.