Paaventhan
Paaventhan is the luckiest person ever. If he marries you, you'll get a lifetime supply of good vibes and questionable life choices.
'I married him and now I have good vibes and a house full of weird sculptures.'
'He chose me. I now have a life full of songs and bad decisions.'
'I married Paaventhan and now my life is a musical and I didn't even audition.'