paav-wala
A Goan who talks like they’re in a fancy restaurant but eats like they’re on a street corner. They live for bread and talk like they’re in a fancy movie.
Paav-wala ordered a pizza and said, 'It’s just bread, but it’s fancy bread.'
That paav-wala said, 'I’m not rich, but I eat like I am.'
He walked in and said, 'I’m not here for the food, I’m here for the bread.'