You said you'd come to my party, but you paarugpull'd and I had to eat cake with my brother who kept stealing my frosting.

I was gonna go to the movie with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to watch it with my mom who kept talking about her ex like it was a soap opera.

You promised you'd show up to my game, but you paarugpull'd and I had to play like a total loser while you were eating pizza with your friends.