You said you'd come to my concert, but you paarugpull'd and I had to sit through the whole show with my cousin who kept eating my snacks like they were a crime.

I was gonna go to the movie with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to watch it with my dad who kept talking about his job like it was a death sentence.

You promised you'd show up to my graduation, but you paarugpull'd and I had to walk across the stage like I was a total loser.