Paaru
A girl who’s so cool she’s basically a legend. She’s got the best hair, the best music, and she’ll laugh at your dumb jokes even when she’s busy being awesome.
She texted me, 'Your joke was stupid, but I’m still gonna laugh at it.'
She showed up at my party wearing a hat that said 'I beat Paaru in Mario Kart' and I knew I was doomed.
She posted a picture of her hair and I texted her, 'That’s not hair, that’s a masterpiece.'