Paarthurnax - Paarthurnax is like the Greybeards’ dad who won’t let you be

Paarthurnax is like the Greybeards’ dad who won’t let you be cool unless you yell at dragons

I tried to be cool but Paarthurnax just yelled at me and now I’m not cool

My friend got yelled at by Paarthurnax and now he talks like a dragon

Paarthurnax is the worst dad ever and I hate him