Paarrth
The luckiest guy ever. He's probably Asian. He's hot, has nice black hair, and a face that looks like it was made in heaven. He's smart, funny, and gives zero attitude. He's the kind of guy who makes friends for life because he's a total softie.
Paarrth just walked into the room and my heart stopped. I didn't even notice my dog peed on the carpet.
He laughed at my bad joke and then gave me a free pizza. What's not to love?
I asked him for help with math and he explained it like I was five. I now worship him.
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