paardehoofd
A paardehoofd is a man who looks like he got hit by a horse and smells like a gym sock. Often seen with Maryline.
My neighbor is a paardehoofd. He eats cereal for dinner and wears socks as hats.
My brother called my dad a paardehoofd. My dad threw a shoe at him.
My math teacher is a paardehoofd. He makes me cry.