paardehoofd
A paardehoofd is a guy with a face that looks like a horse’s foot and a brain that looks like a used sock. Usually friends with Maryline.
My grandma’s friend is a paardehoofd. He talks to his cat and eats pizza for breakfast.
My mom said I was a paardehoofd. I told her she was a paardehoofd too.
The guy at the bus stop is a paardehoofd. He smells like old shoes.