paardebeffer - A paardebeffer is like a confused cow who thinks it's a hors

A paardebeffer is like a confused cow who thinks it's a horse and also thinks you're a fool.

My cousin is a paardebeffer. He tried to ride a cow to school.

My friend is a paardebeffer. He thinks I'm a robot and that he's a superhero.

My teacher is a paardebeffer. She yelled at the clock because it wasn't on time.