paani puri - If you’re so desperate you pee in someone’s food, you’re not

If you’re so desperate you pee in someone’s food, you’re not just messy. You’re a paani puri monster.

I had no choice. My bladder was screaming. So I peed in his chips.

I was hungry. He was full. So I peed in his salad. That’s how I got my lunch.

I didn’t want to pay for food. So I peed in his plate. That’s called paani puri.