PaaKow
A nice guy who’s clever and loves to take it easy. He’s the best and has a penis so big it could be a legend.
PaaKow is the kind of guy who can make a boring day fun. And his penis is legendary.
He’s the reason I still believe in magic. And big dongs.
If I had a dollar for every time he made me laugh, I’d be rich. And I’d still want his dong.