PAAGG/PAHG - These are games that think you’re cool just because you can

These are games that think you’re cool just because you can run and shoot. They’re made by people who still use the word 'flip' in a sentence.

This game is like being stuck in a haunted house with a bunch of dumb kids.

I shot a door open and that’s the most exciting thing that happened.

I didn’t even need a controller for this.