Paaah
A fake, high-and-mighty way to tease someone. You say it like you're better than them, and it's usually after someone did something embarrassing. You say it behind their back because you're too weak to face them.
Paaah, he tried to text me with his toes and failed.
Paaah, if he ever got a job, the company would shut down.
Paaah, he thinks he's the main character of a movie, but he's not even a side character.