paaaateee - A party where you laugh so hard you cry and then pass out on

A party where you laugh so hard you cry and then pass out on the couch like you're royalty.

My friend told me there was a paaaateee, and I showed up so wasted I fell asleep on the pizza box.

I went to a paaaateee and laughed so hard I cried. My friend cried with me. It was a masterpiece.

The paaaateee was so good, I cried, passed out, and woke up with a hangover and a pizza stuck to my face.