PAAAAAAAAAAAT - a human who thinks they're cool, but they're just loud and b

a human who thinks they're cool, but they're just loud and bad at everything

My brother is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat threw up on a keyboard.

My neighbor is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He wears a hat to bed and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My friend is a PAAAAAAAAAAAT. He tried to cook and burned the toast, the bread, and his soul.