pa lifer
A pa lifer is someone who was born in PA and stayed there because they're too cheap to travel. They think a suit is just a pair of jeans and a shirt, and they can’t tell the difference between a wine glass and a soda can.
At the wedding, he tried to toast with a soda can and spilled it on the bride.
He showed up in a shirt that had a hole in it and said it was ‘fancy.’
He thought the waiter was a friend and started shouting at him.