pa lifer
A pa lifer is someone who was born in Pennsylvania and still lives there because they're too dumb to leave. They can’t tell a steak from a burger and think fancy shoes are just something you wear when you go to the mall.
He tried to wear his shoes to a fancy dinner and said, 'These are my best shoes.'
He asked the waiter if the steak was a burger and said, 'I’ve never had a steak before.'
He tried to dance at a party and fell over because he didn’t know how to dance.