Pa-Kow
Pa-Kow is like the loudest, most profane way to say something awesome happened. It’s also what geeks say to each other when they’re too lazy to say hello.
Pa-Kow! I passed my math test and I didn’t even study!
Pa-Kow! I got my first job and I still don’t have to do chores!
Pa-Kow! My dog just stole my sandwich again and I’m too tired to care.