I said 'pa dam dishoom' after my joke about my dad's hair. My dad just said, 'You're not funny, you're just loud.'

At the party, I tried to be funny and said 'pa dam dishoom' after a joke. Everyone just looked at me like I had just spilled punch on the cake.

I texted my best friend 'pa dam dishoom' after I made a joke about our teacher. He replied with 'what is this, a circus?'.