p90xPuss
a person who does p90x and acts like they’re dying every time they do a push-up. they think they’re a superhero, but they’re just a sad, sweaty mess.
I can’t breathe, I think I’ve been turned into a meatball.
This is killing me, I’m gonna need a nap after this.
I can’t even do a push-up, I’m a disgrace.