P90seX
A wild, sweaty, and extremely painful version of sex that leaves you wondering why you ever agreed to it in the first place.
My P90seX with my sister was so intense, I think I broke my back. And my pride.
I did P90seX with my crush and now my face is red. My hair is wild. My dignity is gone.
After P90seX with my dad, I think he's trying to kill me. Or make me a better athlete.