My friend told me he p9’d his math teacher. I asked, 'Why?' He said, 'Because she gave him a B.'

My mom told me I p9’d my brother. I said, 'No, I just blew him.' She said, 'That’s what p9 is.'

My dad said he p9’d my uncle. I asked, 'Why?' He said, 'He was being a fugga.'