p4rk3rrrrr
A human who looks like they fell into a mud pit and forgot how to come out
My uncle is a p4rk3rrr. He wears socks with holes and eats ice cream for dinner.
My crush is a p4rk3rrr. He smells like old pizza and talks to his plants.
My mom's best friend is a p4rk3rrr. She wears a bathrobe to work and eats cereal at 11 PM.