P3tal
A tiny kid who plays Overwatch like it's a video game, but he's actually clueless and wastes his time streaming because he's too dumb to figure out life. He started a gofundme so he can stop being broke and maybe get a real team like Cloud 9 or NRG.
'I’m gonna be rich someday, I swear.', P3tal, 2 seconds after his gofundme hit $50
'Cloud 9 is gonna take me, I know it.', P3tal, 3 hours after getting banned from a match
'I’m not even 16 yet, I’m a genius.', P3tal, when he missed a headshot