p3nz0r - p3nz0r is the reason you’re here. It’s the thing that makes

p3nz0r is the reason you’re here. It’s the thing that makes you forget your name and your purpose in life.

I forgot my name because my p3nz0r was too loud.

My p3nz0r is the reason I didn’t finish my homework.

I told my teacher, 'I don’t know my name. My p3nz0r is taking over.'