p33n - The internet's favorite way to say penis, like it's the only

The internet's favorite way to say penis, like it's the only thing that matters.

Bro, I'm gonna go on a 3-hour stream just to show off my p33n.

My mom asked why I was laughing so hard, and I said, 'Because my p33n is doing a stand-up show.'

I got banned from the forum for calling the admin's p33n 'a sad excuse for a sausage.'