p2pu - P2PU is a fake university where your friends are teachers an

P2PU is a fake university where your friends are teachers and you’re the student who doesn’t care.

I signed up for P2PU just to skip real school. My friend is my teacher, and he’s too busy eating candy to teach me.

My teacher is my best friend. He’s lazy and always forgets the lesson. I like it.

I’m in P2PU because I hate school. My teacher is my cousin, and he’s terrible at math. Perfect.