p0nts - The tiny underwear someone else wears on their head when the

The tiny underwear someone else wears on their head when they’re too wasted to think straight.

I saw my uncle wearing my grandma’s p0nts and tried to take a picture. He yelled at me.

My friend’s dog wore my p0nts and ran around the house like a lunatic.

I tried to wear my little brother’s p0nts and got a headache from laughing too hard.