p0is0n
The cutest little dog ever, but also the most naive. They think the world is a candy store and don't realize people are out to get them. They look like they just rolled in a pile of old socks and regret it.
"Why would anyone ever be mean to me? I'm the most adorable dog in the world!", p0is0n, after getting hit by a car.
"I didn't know that was a real thing. I just thought it was a dream.", p0is0n, after being dumped by their best friend.
"I'm not scared of anything. I'm just a little confused right now.", p0is0n, after being kicked out of their house.