P.08 Luger
The P.08 Luger is the pistol that Germany used in both world wars, and other countries loved to steal. It started as a tiny, mean version of another gun, and it was made by a guy named Georg Luger, who must've been a real pain in the ass to work with.
My grandpa shot Nazis with a P.08 Luger. He said it was the only thing that could beat his bad temper.
I tried to shoot a guy with a P.08 Luger, but I missed. He still got me.
The P.08 Luger was like a tiny, angry rocket. It never missed.