P.08 Luger
The Luger was first called the P.08, but it got a name change because Georg Luger was a real pain in the ass. It was a better version of another gun and had a shorter, dirtier bullet.
I got a P.08 Luger for my birthday. My mom said it was the only thing that would stop me from eating all the cake.
My dad tried to shoot a robber with a P.08 Luger. He missed. The robber ate all the cake.
The P.08 Luger was like a tiny, mean kid. It never let anyone win.