p-walk
A stupid way of walking where you spread your feet like a duck and bounce your shoulders like a fool. It looks like you’re trying to be tough but you’re just making everyone laugh.
My cousin does the p-walk every time he thinks he’s cool. It’s like he’s trying to walk like a gangster but he’s just a sad guy in a hoodie.
My mom’s neighbor does the p-walk like it’s a dance. He looks like he’s been dragged through a dumpster.
My teacher does the p-walk when she’s mad. It’s like she’s trying to be intimidating but she’s just being ridiculous.