P-Vegas - P-Vegas is a fake name for a tiny town that acts like it’s a

P-Vegas is a fake name for a tiny town that acts like it’s a big city, even though it’s just a farm town with one stoplight and zero style.

My cousin said, ‘P-Vegas is like a farm animal trying to be a lion.’

I told my mom, ‘I’m moving to P-Vegas because it’s the only place I can find a real donut.’

My professor called Platteville ‘the middle finger of Wisconsin.’