P-Value - The number that tells you how likely you are to be embarrass

The number that tells you how likely you are to be embarrassed. If it's 5.00 or lower, you're basically the human version of a failed experiment.

"I got a P-Value of 5.00. That's like getting called out in front of the whole class.", Emma, after messing up a presentation

"His P-Value is 3.00. That's like being the worst in the class and no one cares.", Noah, in math class

"My P-Value is 4.00. That's like getting embarrassed and then crying about it.", Olivia, after a failed science experiment