P trickster
He’s a robo-baby who flirts with women just to make them cry, and he’s always trying to start a fight with his homies.
He sent my girl a voice note saying, ‘You’re the best, but I still think you’re ugly.’ She laughed and said, ‘You’re not even cute.’
He pulled my girl aside at the party and said, ‘You’re my favorite, but I still hate you.’ She said, ‘Cool, I hate you too.’
He texted me, ‘I’m gonna make your girl cry, and then I’m gonna beat you up.’ I said, ‘Bring it on.’